We even have the signs to prove it. ... Anyhoo (ha ha ha ha haa!) Heres some photos i took of the beach today which is across the road from home. Me and Pippi go over every day in the morning and the afternoon. She loves to chase rocks and doesn't mind the water either when its calm.
Well Miss Ninya, they can stop you from hearing from me, they can tell you i dont love you, they can charge me for ringing you, but they cannot stop me publishing that i do love you and what is happening. The real version that is, not the version that your granny conjures up in her psychopathic unconscionable head.
Saturday, 17 May 2008
THE NEW TWO TONED OLIVE (NANNA'S CHARIOT) ??? I don't think so ...
I'm pretty sure when I purchased Olive (Nanna's Chariot), that she was all one colour.
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And brand new parts come chipped AND BROKEN these days???
Unfixed.
More chips.
Broken ![]()
Friday, 16 May 2008
Renovations to the HILTON HEN-HOUSE
Yesterday I spent the morning adding an additional level to the girls home. They now have two floors with a major extensions to one of the top rooms. Check out these photos. I may not have got much from the Ugly Harris side of the family but i guess i did get a few good building qualities from Old Jack.
Now I can get another six chookies ...
Friday, 9 May 2008
Photo Sessions For The Day ...
On the left we have Nanny-Bear. She's absolutely beautiful and also the grandaughter of Ginger who is in the middle photo. Look out Nanny Bear, Ginger might run around to the same kangaroo courts and take you away from your mother too if you're not careful! Ha ha ! Actually Nanny-Bears mother was a pretty crap mother, just like mine, only this ones mum actually completely smothered her kids. Lucky for me I got away.
Gingey Bell in the middle there is doing what she does best. Sleeping. Actually you can just see she has her eyes just opened, keeping an eye on whats going on. She's laying on her son Kaffeine-Bean and looks rather cozy.
The next picture is of a sexy man, who is giving the 'Look of Shame'. This looks for you granny. You disgust us all. Send Michaela home where she wants to be and stop wrecking other peoples lives. We dont care if your life sux, just leave us alone, we were happy enough before you came along and we'll chuck a bloody party as soon as we get you out of our life for good. Don't think it wont happen... Times running out for you and you know my girls going to read these affidavits with all your filth reaaaal sooooon!
Give it up while you can and avoid a jail sentence. Give me back my block of land you stole and stay out of our life. Nobody wants you. And nobody is going to look after you when you're sick and dying. Hopefully that will be soon. It'd make my day.
Monday, 28 April 2008
Mutton Birds Have Landed
We gained another two visitors to our home yesterday when a lovely man walking his dog on the beach found these two mutton birds stranded and exhausted. One of the birds was completely in the water and semi-conscious whilst its mate had managed to get himself onto the wet sand. Ten dollars worth of white bait later we discover that these bubs have a belly full of oil already and aren't hungry. The young mutton birds' bellies are full of oil while they are young in order to withstand the amount of time their parents will be away before bringing food back, or to be able to withstand such long flights without eating.
We hope to have these guys back on track in the next few days, and headed wherever they go when they go ...
Saturday, 26 April 2008
How To Eradicate Cockroaches & Make Your Own Ferret DVD
After hundreds of dollars of buying just about every product on the market to kill the small cockroaches, I have finally discovered the ultimate eradicater. And just how simple is it, you fill a ceramic container with a bit of beer and place it where the problem is located and off the ugly little buggers go to drink and drown. Not only that theres a whole recycle thing happening with both the ferrets and the chookies coming in to drink the beer and cockroaches. As you can see the ceramic dish works fantastic and you dont have to drain the dead ones out because the animals clean them out every morning. No wonder I have such placid chooks and ferrets.
The picture in the middle shows Butter-Belle caught in the DVD holder this morning. Don't know how she managed to get herself in there, but boy she gets stuck in some wierd places sometimes. A few nights ago she got herself caught under the stove - while it was on. When we got her out, she was rather warm.
I LOVE YOU MISS MICHAELA. Last night you were in my dreams again.
